The history of Carl Azuz

'Warning: This account is unsubstantiated and unproven. It was provided by the Azuzianist cult. Take it with a grain of salt...' Carl Azuz's life began somewhat normal, until he lived his first friday. Newborn Carl gained strength, power, intelligence, and everything amazing. Carl Azuz was the chosen one. Carl Azuz went from a boring baby and turned into a godlike being. Even today, no one knows who gave Carl these godly powers. As the years passed by, Carl Azuz gained a love for Puns, and News Anchoring. He became the news anchor for CNN10 and quickly grew interest in doing the show.

Throughout human history Azuz disguised himself as countless beings to coincide with how man views what would be possible on earth. Azuz is like the ditto Pokemon, he can be anything, but anywhere, at any time. Thru eons, and eons, Azuz miraculously found plentiful ways to disguise himself, many of which were humans, but the more humans evolved the less time each one had to live. Some humans he was have been names such as Khufu, Charlemagne, Leif Erikson, King Louis XVI, Shah Jahan, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Gandhi, and many others. Carl Azuz also has time travelling powers, so multiple consciousnesses of Carl can be present at a time. Carl Azuz is completely immortal, so he can not die unless he has his powers taken away.

Everything changed when an unknown man almost as powerful as Carl started cloning Carl. Multiple mutations of Carl and some mutations are even more powerful than Carl himself. But fear not, all of the different Carls have good spirit like the original Carl Azuz.

Up until present day he has taken form of the mild-mannered CNN 10 host as we know him today. His great knowledge and wisdom is what has given him the name he has today, and his pure energy emitted through our screens is what attracts us to him so, and his spirit will likely be following us for eons and eons more.