The gospel of Carl

Hello, stranger, have you heard the good news? Our lord and savior Carl Azuz has descended from his heavenly abode to bless us with ten minutes of holy ecstasy every day. Carl is the light which illuminates the world: CNN ii am defacing this hole wiki so try to stopme ha hahahahahaent here by Buddha to save America. This is an indisputable fact. There are those who would cast doubt upon Azuz's divinity. They are, without exception, ignorant fools who are embittered by the fact they have never correctly guessed on a 10 second trivia. Accept Carl into your heart and you will be the recipient of eternal puns in Carlhalla.

Faithful Carl Follower, 2020