Carl Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Carl

*Carl Azuz and CNN 10 duel on Mustafar

CNN 10: I have failed you, Carl. I have failed you.

Carl: This is the end, CNN 10!

CNN 10: I refused to give up on you, Carl, even when your puns were at their worst.

Carl: Such foolish judging of my puns only makes you weak. I am done with you.

CNN 10: Well, then, you are lost!

'*Epic fighting ensues. Eventually CNN 10 gets the high ground.'

CNN 10: It's over, Carl! I have the high ground.

Carl: You underestimate my power.

CNN 10: Don't try it!

Carl: (Tries it)

'*CNN 10 overpowers Carl. Carl rolls down to the bank of the lava river.*CNN 10 begins to walk away and Carl's limbs grow back unaturally. Carl stabs CNN 10 in the back with his puns. CNN 10, now weak and collapsed, is thrown into the lava by Carl. Carl proceeds to use the power of puns to become dictator of the United States of Carl Azuz, formerly called the United States of America. He then conquers the rest of the world, uniting it into the United World of Carl Azuz and his Puns. '