Carlazuzites

The Carlazuzites are members of Carlazuzism.

Carlazuzism is a religion revolving around our lord and savior, Carl Azuz himself. We believe in worshipping Carl Azuz above all others.

Our main principles include:

- Praying to Carl, Azuz, and Carl Azuz daily

- Never eating meat unless you are blessed enough to consume the flesh of Carl Himself.

- You must watch CNN 10 as often as it airs.

- Make Carl the one and only god in your life. (This includes transforming language, "Oh my Carl, Holy Azuz")

Formation
Carl Azuz was born on August 14, 1989. It is on this day that his holiness was bestowed upon the world. His masterful gift of limerick poetry has made the world a better place in every aspect. Carl Azuz has improved the lives of everyone from soldiers to healthcare workers. Carl is partially responsible for raising generation zeta (Gen Z), through his news special, CNN 10. A recent survey done by CaAz. Rev. Erin Scroll has shown one in every 3 eighth graders cite our lord and savior as a main parental figure. It is through this miraculous show that Carlazuzism was founded, after students around the world were able to experience his excellency's grace. We have since been able to find each other, and dedicate our lives to Carlazuzism.

His excellency
Carl is considered holy because of his miraculous gift of punniness and poetry.